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by Father Matteo Bianchi

Vatican City – April 19, 2023

As the world struggles to comprehend the unprecedented events unfolding in the Falkland Islands, the Vatican has announced the formation of a specialized “Exorcist Army” to combat a sudden and alarming surge in demonic activity across the globe. This decision comes in response to numerous reports of malevolent supernatural forces emerging in the wake of the Falkland Islands crisis.

Pope Francis, who has been closely monitoring the situation, called for immediate action and divine intervention. “The increase in demonic manifestations is a direct challenge to our faith and the safety of our communities,” he said. “We must act swiftly and decisively to protect our people and restore balance to our world.”

The Exorcist Army, comprised of specially trained priests and laypeople, will be dispatched to areas experiencing heightened paranormal activity. In addition to performing exorcisms, they will provide spiritual guidance and support to those affected by the crisis.

Cardinal Giuseppe Romano, a leading authority on exorcism and spiritual warfare, will head the newly formed Exorcist Army. “Our mission is to combat the forces of darkness and restore the light of God’s love to the world,” said Cardinal Romano. “We will use the power of prayer, faith, and the Holy Sacraments to confront the evil that has taken root in our midst.”

Many believe that the emergence of the Satan-like being in the Falkland Islands has opened a doorway to malevolent forces, unleashing a torrent of demonic activity upon the Earth. As the battle between the extraterrestrial fleet and the supernatural entity continues to escalate, the Vatican’s Exorcist Army will serve as a bastion of hope and protection for those caught in the crossfire.

As the world faces a monumental struggle between good and evil, the importance of faith and unity cannot be overstated. Pope Francis urges people of all beliefs to come together in prayer and solidarity, as the Exorcist Army sets out to face the darkness.

“In these trying times, we must look to our shared humanity and faith for strength and guidance,” said Pope Francis. “The formation of the Exorcist Army is a testament to our unwavering commitment to combat evil and protect our people. Together, we will overcome the darkness and restore the light of hope and love to our world.”